Tuesday, July 12, 2005

I never

Bold is just that, I've never done ..... Not bold is things I have done


I've Never Smoked Pot

I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex

I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex

I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car

I've Never Been To Japan

I've Never Been In A Taxi

I've Never Been In Love

I've Never Had Sex In Public

I've Never Been Dumped

I've Never Done Cocaine

I've Never Shoplifted

I've Never Been Fired

I've Never Been In A Fist Fight

I've Never Had Group Intercourse

I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House

I've Never Been Tied Up

I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone

I've Never Been Arrested

I've Never Made Out With A Stranger

I've Never Stolen Something From My Job

I've Never Celebrated New Years In Times Square

I've Never Gone On A Blind Date

I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher

I've Never Celebrated Mardi Gras In New Orleans

I've Never Been To Europe

I've Never Skipped School

I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker

I've Never Cut Myself On Purpose

I've Never Had Sex At The Office

I've Never Been Married

I've Never Been Divorced

I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week

I've Never Posed Nude

I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them

I've Never Killed Anyone

I've Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner

I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar

I've Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire

I've Never Eaten Sushi

I've Never Been Snowboarding

I've Never Had Sex At A Friend's House While They Were Throwing A Party

I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing/Bath Room

I've Never Flashed Anyone

I've Never Met Anyone from Online

I've Never Been Pregnant

I've Never Sung Karaoke

I've never had a job that lasted longer than a year

I've never gone sky diving

I've never traveled cross-country

I've never caused more than $300 in property damage

I've never had sex for money

I've never performed in a subway station

I've never been on an airplane

I've never been off the continent

I've never been to Boston in the Fall

I've never stood underneath a cherry blossom tree and shook it and made a silly anime pose

I've never wasted time being narcissistic and doing D-land quizzes.

I've never slept with a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend while they weren't there. In the bed.

I've never had any broken bones

I've never been in a car accident

I've never wanted to be famous.

I've never marched in a protest rally

I've never gotten so drunk I blacked out.

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